Spongebob's face is nice. Sort of. His mother grew it right? Wrong. He stole it. I caught up with Spongebob's triple cousin (yes he stole it from a relative, shocking, right?). He was hiding in a dark alleyway he agreed for me to take a picture of him.
"It was horrible. He was at my house threatening my for food. We baked him a cake but then he fell in it. His face was burned and it crumpled up. He just ripped mine off and then ripped his off and swapped them. It was horrible."
Or at least that's what we think he said coming from the mumbles from inside the swirl of what's left of Squarepant's old face.
WHAT CRIME WILL SPONGEBOB COMMIT NEXT?
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