Thursday 17 February 2011

Skateaton + Spongebob = Criminal Duo?

Yes that's right. Spongebob has a partner in crime it seems. It's Skateaton.


Proof of steam chat:

All Skate's Bulletin: whats with you against spongebob
Freeze: He's evil
Freeze: I'M TELLING YOU
All Skate's Bulletin: ho so
All Skate's Bulletin: how so
Freeze: http://evilspongebobresearchfacility.blogspot.com/
Freeze: LOOK AT THE EVILNESS
Freeze: HE TORTURE'S A BUBBLE
Freeze: WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON DOES THIS?
Freeze: you know he's evil
All Skate's Bulletin: dats normal
All Skate's Bulletin: i torture bubbles everytday
Freeze: what about the face stealing
Freeze: /
All Skate's Bulletin: all the time
Freeze: You're with him aren't you
All Skate's Bulletin: right now
All Skate's Bulletin: yes
Freeze: :O


Freeze = Me
All Skate's Bulletin = Skateaton



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Skateaton + Spongebob = <3?


Spongebob Tortures a Bubble Person

Yes that's right. Earlier today we found a Bubble Buddy stranded at the top of a see-saw (teeter totter). He couldn't jump down because it was to high. He wasn't heavy enough for it to come down. By the time a cherry picker got him down he was gasping from fright saying 'Spongebob left me...' and then passed out. He is now in intensive bubble care. We'll update on it later if anything happens.

The stranded bubble person before they got him down...

Spongbob: HE STOLE A FACE.

Spongebob's face is nice. Sort of. His mother grew it right? Wrong. He stole it. I caught up with Spongebob's triple cousin (yes he stole it from a relative, shocking, right?). He was hiding in a dark alleyway he agreed for me to take a picture of him.


"It was horrible. He was at my house threatening my for food. We baked him a cake but then he fell in it. His face was burned and it crumpled up. He just ripped mine off and then ripped his off and swapped them. It was horrible."

Or at least that's what we think he said coming from the mumbles from inside the swirl of what's left of Squarepant's old face.

WHAT CRIME WILL SPONGEBOB COMMIT NEXT?

BREAKING NEWS: SPONGEBOB CAUGHT AND THEN BAILED OUT

That's right. Spongebob had been convicted by the police. He was caught stealing a balloon.


Sadly a user of the blockland forums bailed him out. The user Rughugger said "I paid his bail. He said something about settling some debts. I hope he meant with his credit card...." Obviously he has either been scammed or is working with this criminal mastermind. The big thing is, is that the thread in the forum I posted it in everyone else admitted to being harassed emotionally and/or physically by Spongebob. This is shocking news. Who else has been hurt by this demon?

Spongebob: Nice as a puppy or an evil mastermind?

As we all know, Spongebob Squarepants has his own T.V show and on it he seems really nice. Is that what you think? HE'S NICE? WELL YOU ARE WRONG. He is secretly an evil criminal. Don't believe me? Look at this.


















He laughs like a demonic twisted criminal mastermind. He's exactly that.

This blog is made to tell you the news of what evil he has been doing.